A Ph.D. in Sarcasm

"I mean, I have swag of basically everything else I love. Disney, Tumblr, Portal, The Beatles, and other generic slightly-hipster things."
Proof I need to watch what I say more often.

jubeaboob:

itmightbenayib:

LOL Speak of the devil!

omg

#i think what kills me the most is his signature. oh my GOD

jubeaboob:

itmightbenayib:

LOL Speak of the devil!

omg

#i think what kills me the most is his signature. oh my GOD

Via Ring Your Bells



Okay, I have to admit. I died laughing when you came out, like, “I couldn’t find a banana!”

Okay, I have to admit. I died laughing when you came out, like, “I couldn’t find a banana!”

(Source: xwhatserface)

Via Chelsea Love ♥