A Ph.D. in Sarcasm

Cement and Stone are One and The Same.

I used to love the weather;
I loved how it was volatile and messy,
bested only by the clever man who said it best;
“Invest in an umbrella.”

You call this adjustment? I think you’re digging your own grave.
You’ll drown in cement before we’ll speak, trapped in silence like a little mermaid.
Wearing cinderblocks as “bling”, and ding!

Bun in the oven is done and he’s running
to fun-loving sun and gunning, he’s ready,
forgetting the lead in his feet that you’ve put
cementing a stone in the dirt and the soot

and someday you’ll be wishing you put your best foot forward.

Just something quick I wrote up. Been stuck on my mind for a few days, and I needed to let it out.