A Ph.D. in Sarcasm

So less than a week ago… I graduated.

Whoa.

Holy shit it is hot tonight what the fuck mother nature

Holy shit it is hot tonight what the fuck mother nature

Fuck it. I’m up at 6am today. I feel like shit this time. Yaaaaay?

Fuck it. I’m up at 6am today. I feel like shit this time. Yaaaaay?

Good morning. Day 5 of not leaving the house. I can feel my IQ and general sense of self-confidence deteriorate with each passing hour. (Taken with instagram)

Good morning. Day 5 of not leaving the house. I can feel my IQ and general sense of self-confidence deteriorate with each passing hour. (Taken with instagram)

FedEx, JessJess, and I at prom. I love how her troll face reminds me of the “Not bad” meme. (Taken with instagram)

FedEx, JessJess, and I at prom. I love how her troll face reminds me of the “Not bad” meme. (Taken with instagram)